paranoiq

aka Vlasta Neubauer

2014-now: PHP developer at Slevomat s.r.o.
- back-end in PHP and MySQL, GraphQL, sometimes JS, ElasticSearch, RabbitMQ...
- last few years mainly back-end of Slevomat reservation systems for accommodation and local services
2012-2014: PHP developer at Clevis s.r.o.
- i have been working on projects BuyTheWay, Najdi Prostory, Globus: Kroky ke zdraví and some other, some internal stuff and helped with ReKola.cz in the beginning
- most the time i have been programming web applications back-ends and mobile applications APIs
2005-2012: developer, coder, sysadmin, admin, Jack of all trades at VSP Data a.s.
- i have been developing a big intranet application for customer service center support (HP, HTC, Benq, Pentax...)
- that means CRM, logistics, invoicing, reporting, connecting to partner APIs, scraping their documentation etc.
- my work included everything from communication with foreign partners and users, analytics, programming, coding to support and server management
2003-2005: consumer electronics technician at VSP Data a.s.
university: drop out
high school: Business Academy at Tábor

generally: i am writing clear and easy understandable code, aiming for good overall architecture. taking care of how code looks, how it performs and how safe is it, writing tests. i like optimizing things and analyzing data
preferences: i prefer working on back-end rather than front-end. i am looking for complex problems, which can capture my mind. i am a perfectionist. that can be viewed both as positive or negative...
opinions: microservices, block-chain and JS hater ^_^

backend: expert knowledge of PHP and Nette
frontend: good knowledge of JavaScript, HTML, CSS
databases: expert at MySQL,
some experience with PostgreSQL, MongoDB, ElasticSearch, RabbitMQ, MSSQL a sqLite
tools: versioning code in Git, able to work with Linux
desktop: basic experience with game development in C# (.NET, MonoGame)
other...: some minor work in Python, Lua, Java, VisualBasic and C/C++

dogma: multi-purpose basic types library in PHP (types, interfaces, iterators, constants, enums, time, math...) that i use in my projects and some of my employee projects
spell-checker: multi-language code and text spell checker written in PHP. this tool can help you find typos in your texts, translations and code. it is highly configurable, can use multiple languages at once and cope with escaping, encoding, identifiers without diacritics and other edge cases
sqlftw: complete SQL lexer, parser, representation and database reflection in PHP for MySql dialect
alter-executor: (not public) database migration static analysis and validation tool. ensures your database migrations are consistent and safe. includes about 40 rules from consistent naming to performance optimizations
game: (not public) a MineCraft-like blocky game oriented more on playing with the environment (water, gravity, heat, light...) in very early development stage. being written in C# and MonoGame. (not developed right now due to lack of time and motivation, so maybe should be in the abandoned section, but i can not give up the hope)

php-zoo: multi-version PHP installer for Windows (when you need to test your projects on 8 versions of PHP and switch between them)
database-dumper: highly configurable database dumber for development and testing purposes
phq: tool for storing PHP project reflection and code in database (for analysis and visualisation)
fonts: ascii-art fonts and renderer. just for fun
mysql-proxy-logger: tool for debugging background SQL queries
llama-keyboard: layout i am using

poor bastards: Beanstalk queue client, MongoDB database layer, MongoDB administration tool

trade certificate: indeed
like to: go running, biking, hiking, roller skating, snowboaring, read some good sf or play some good video games
love to: watch sf, anime and weird movies, talking about maths, physics and astronomy over a beer
when i am bored: i am writing my own libraries or DSLs, scraping some web page or automating some web game